Liberal logic: female empowerment is the ability to end the life of your child rather than give your child life.
no
female empowerment is eating the still beating heart of your newborn using chopsticks whittled from the femur of the man who got you pregnant
true
You should put some salt on it. It really brings out the flavor of fetal hemoglobin.
Love,
Rabble
"Taught from infancy that beauty is woman’s sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison."
Mary Wollstonecraft (via buttfactory)
trill talk
"If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking."
Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via girlwithoutwings)
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
People in Michigan go crazy when this song come on because it mentions Detroit.
Like, it’s seriously intense.
I can’t even explain it.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Otis Redding - Try a Little Tenderness
Hello Saturday
"I’m really sorry about what I did. And I know you can’t forgive me but just to even things out, here is all my weird secret stuff. I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment. Like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn’t leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow, I am a mess. There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I’m voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here’s one: when I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today."
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
